i'm coming slow but speeding...

Saturday, January 07, 2006

people!!

you need to start visiting me at work. i'm starting to feel like a major loser that no one wants to come visit me at work and eat sushi and get drunk and whatnot. you would think the offer of free drinks would be more than enough to convinve all you alkies down, but APPARENTLY not, so looks like we're gonna bust out the emergency tactics... blowjobs to all? ***insert sarcastic voice, for the love of god***

on a random note, i get to PERSONALLY design the signature sauce for the new and improved angelino's in bristol, and the owner is seriously entertaining the idea of naming the restaurant after me. how insane is that?! they're paying me $200 to come down for 2 hours to taste test and help them make a new red sauce, along with a $100 gift card to the new branch. the owner loved the idea of naming the restaurant after me, too... though "julieanna's" would look really long in red lights. they'd probably fiddle with it and go with "juliana's". but STILL how cool would that be to have a restaurant named after me?!?!

in review: come visit me at koji, fuckers, before i'm rich and famous with my own branch of restaurants and you have to say "i knew her when..."

jules was lost in thought at 4:28 AM

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holy shit! thats pretty awesome, for lack of a better word.

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